Michael Bay is the Bhopal Gas Tragedy of auteurs.

Louis C.K. is the Katyn Massacre of standup.

Miracle Whip is the Great Molasses Fire of sandwich spreads.

Rosie O’Donnell - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire of sexual tension.

Dina Lohan is the Augusto Pinochet of celebrity moms.

Nickelback is the Great Chicago Fire of Top 40.