Michael Bay is the Bhopal Gas Tragedy of auteurs.
Louis C.K. is the Katyn Massacre of standup.
Miracle Whip is the Great Molasses Fire of sandwich spreads.
Rosie O’Donnell - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire of sexual tension.
Dina Lohan is the Augusto Pinochet of celebrity moms.
Nickelback is the Great Chicago Fire of Top 40.