Michael Bay is the Bhopal Gas Tragedy of auteurs. View high resolution

Michael Bay is the Bhopal Gas Tragedy of auteurs.

Louis C.K. is the Katyn Massacre of standup. View high resolution

Louis C.K. is the Katyn Massacre of standup.

Miracle Whip is the Great Molasses Fire of sandwich spreads. View high resolution

Miracle Whip is the Great Molasses Fire of sandwich spreads.

Rosie O’Donnell - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire of sexual tension. View high resolution

Rosie O’Donnell - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire of sexual tension.

Dina Lohan is the Augusto Pinochet of celebrity moms. View high resolution

Dina Lohan is the Augusto Pinochet of celebrity moms.

Nickelback is the Great Chicago Fire of Top 40. View high resolution

Nickelback is the Great Chicago Fire of Top 40.